Internet dating pick up lines
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas? Chicago's top two lines are about '90s nostalgia (average of 58% higher likelihood of response): What '90s song would you use as the title of your autobiography? And weirdly, Boston was the ONE city where the standard "Hey, what's up? Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic? I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
What's a better line: "How you doin'" or "How you doin'? Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?
" The dating app Hinge (it's like Tinder but based more on your Facebook friend group) did some experimenting to find out what kinds of opening messages work best once you've been matched with someone.
You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop! Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
All of these worked better than the standard "hey" or "hey, what's up" that is the baseline greeting most people use. Would you rather have weekly hiccups or never sneeze to completion ever again? What's the most awkward movie you've watched with your parents?