Baseball metaphor to dating
Foul of the third base line: Anal sex (fill in your won "Foul Ball" pun here.) Left outfield: 2outfielders1glove. Beyond 3rd base, along the 3rd base line: Standing anywhere near Peaches.
For those not familiar with the structure of American professional baseball, the Major League Baseball consists of, and has consisted of since the early days of the twentieth century, two leagues, the National League (founded 1876) and the American League (founded 1901).The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers.They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past."Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only per person".
Slightly before first base: Downloading Star Trek fanfiction and replacing Riker's name with your Crush's. Between the pitcher and second base: Using the scroll thingy on that one Apple mouse. A line traveling across the second to third baseline, and towards home plate: The orgasm line.